“When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did; not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
-Jack Handey
The end of things is very important.
Now, wait a minute, there’s no need to weep and gnash your teeth: this is not the end of Grammarsaurus Rex. This is just a post about the ends of papers: conclusions.
Believe me, when Grammarsaurus Rex comes to an end (in the year two thousand NEVER), we’re going to do it right. The last post will have “Graduation” by Vitamin C looping over and over again in the background; they’ll retire my jersey and hoist up into the rafters (I wear a jersey and a Seattle Supersonics Starter jacket while I write these); and then, glory of glories: Rachel gets off the plane! Joey chooses Pacey! The Island was just a purgatory universe!
And then like two years later I come back and play for the Wizards.
Your own conclusions don’t have to be that difficult. Then again, it’s going to be a lot easier for you to say goodbye to your paper than it will be for my adoring fans to say goodbye to this site.
The purpose, length, and tone of conclusions will vary paper by paper (this is true for introductions as well, and pretty much any writing style tip), but there are some basic guidelines to adhere to:
1. Your conclusion does not have to (and I would venture to say it SHOULD not) start with the words “In conclusion.” We know it’s your concluding paragraph. At the end of it, your paper stops, and that’s a big tip-off. In conclusion, stop insulting our intelligence.
2. Your conclusion SHOULD NOT introduce specific new points. The place for new information is the body of the paper. Putting new information in the conclusion paragraph makes it seem like you just forgot to add it earlier.
3. Your conclusion should redress the main points you made in your paper. This does not mean copying and pasting your introduction. Don’t do that. Your conclusion is, in a very basic sense, a re-worked introduction: you should use the conclusion to pound in your reader’s brain the most important points in your paper. Find a new, fresh way to say them: don’t just list the things you just talked about in the exact same way you wrote about them. That’s boring.
4. Your conclusion should leave no doubt in the reader’s mind as to why you presented all of the information you did in your paper. Use the conclusion to make certain that your central theme or thesis has been realized: tie everything together.
5. Don’t end with a specific point like, “And thirdly, we can say that water is delicious and wet to drink.” Don’t end with a boring and generic summation of your paper, either: “As you can see, this was a paper about water.” If I wanted generic, I would go to Walmart, and I’ve got enough Dr. Thunder and Frosted Non-Vegetable Circles to last me all weekend, thank you very much.
6. That means you have to end with something big: a call to action, a scathing indictment, a thought-provoking question. What are the implications of everything you just discussed? What does it mean for the big picture? Leave the reader with something to chew on: a mind-bending milkbone, if you will.
And if you can’t come up with anything that makes for a strong ending, do what non-French filmmakers do when they want their movie to seem deep, and just end with the word “fin.” Although I’ve always wondered what’s so thought provoking about dolphin appendages. Maybe a reference to Flipper?
Of course, just ask Sandy Ricks–most things are.