Parsimonious (adj.): Showing excessive frugality or stinginess
Similar to: Stingy, greedy, miserly
Example: Some call my hobby of stealing tin cups from orphans to melt into a free fortress of tin to guard my own money parsimonious, but just wait, as soon as Kim and Kanye’s kid starts doing it, you’ll all be wishing you had thought of it sooner.
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